Book 1 of Hollywood movie/TV series version
by Bryan Fletcher
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CHAPTER 1, Part 1 “Have a nice time.” An average guy named Will Ferrell startles to a sitting position, and bumps his temple in Manhattan, New York, Monday, 9:28 a.m., in his ever so cramped bed space under a stairwell. *** Then, perhaps not saying the same foul word, for three straight moments, as if a real cuss master, he curses words wholly unfit for printing, and curses far above everyday foul lips themes; as a cuss virtuoso, yet high social design, inside a lowbrow talent, a sweet science of exemplary foul-speak designed to shock and provoke the sensory faculties. *** And yet, if done in a way that is certain it reveals a well-seasoned head; specific refined judgment, belief and taste, even scholarship—as odd as that sounds—and by having a well-crafted mastery of looks, of nature, art, beauty, flavor, and especially the sublime. *** Will Ferrell, yet his name that is real is Ferrell? No, no, no. David! May be the only name on his delivery certificate, one name, as many people only get one title. *** he then rubs his temple, reels, and looks about this cramped apartment: if a person might call it a studio apartment, as it resembles life under a cramped stairwell, and then to your bed is just a small faded photograph of an old, dark-blue action van, a multipurpose enclosed car. *** he then says remainder, “Yes, and relax. Continue reading